Terms & Conditions
Welcome to wetterthanexpected.com – where things get splashy, steamy, and strictly consensual. Please read these Terms and Conditions carefully before using our website. By accessing or using the site, you agree to be bound by these terms. If you do not agree, kindly close this tab, dry off, and move along.
1. Who We Are
wetterthanexpected.com is a personal and creative platform that offers adult-centric content, fiction, merchandise, and a growing universe of sensual storytelling. We're here to entertain, empower, and get your imagination dripping.
2. Eligibility
You must be at least 18 years of age (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction) to access this site. No minors allowed. No exceptions. If you’re not of legal age — stop right there, hydrate, and come back later.
3. Intellectual Property
All content, including text, stories, images, branding, and design, belongs to wetterthanexpected.com unless otherwise credited. You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, or profit off our work without explicit written permission. Don't be a thief. It’s not sexy.
4. Community Conduct
We’re building a space that’s safe, inclusive, and shame-free. No hate speech, harassment, spam, or unsolicited explicit messages will be tolerated. If you’re here to troll, you’ll be blocked faster than a weak WiFi signal in the shower.
5. Purchases & Payments
All purchases made through the site are final unless explicitly stated otherwise. We use third-party payment processors to handle transactions securely. Prices are subject to change without notice — just like your plans on a rainy day.
6. No Refunds
Due to the digital and intimate nature of our content, all sales are non-refundable. Once you’ve had a peek, there’s no unseeing. (And we like it that way.)
7. Privacy
We respect your privacy like we respect aftercare. Please review our Privacy Policy to learn how we handle your data. TL;DR: We don’t sell your info. Ever.
8. Links to Other Websites
This site may contain links to third-party websites. We’re not responsible for their content, practices, or how wet they might get. Click responsibly.
9. Limitation of Liability
We do our best to keep things flowing smoothly, but we make no guarantees. We’re not liable for any losses, damages, or soaked keyboards resulting from use of the site. You surf at your own risk.
10. Changes to These Terms
We might update these Terms occasionally to reflect changes in law, vibe, or direction. When we do, we'll revise the date above. We encourage you to check back in – just like that character you couldn’t get out of your head.
11. Contact Us
Got questions? Want to collaborate? Drop us a line at wetterthanexpected@gmail.com – preferably with some manners and a safe word.