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Privacy Policy

Last updated: 5 July 2025

At wetterthanexpected.com, your privacy is as sacred to us as a steamy plot twist. This policy explains what we collect, why we collect it, and how we keep it safe. Read on, stay informed, and remember: consent isn't just sexy — it's legally required.

1. Who We Are

We're wetterthanexpected.com – a digital haven for sultry stories, bold expression, and imaginative intimacy. Our site offers content, community, and occasional commerce – all with a big splash of personality.

2. What We Collect

When you interact with us, we may collect:

  • Personal Information: name, email address, shipping info (if you buy something), and any info you voluntarily provide.

  • Usage Data: IP address, browser type, device info, and pages visited. This helps us understand what gets you... coming back.

  • Cookies: Little digital crumbs that help us improve your experience. Not the edible kind — sadly.

3. How We Use Your Info

We use your data to:

  • Deliver what you signed up for (like newsletters or downloads).

  • Fulfill purchases.

  • Improve the site and your experience.

  • Respond to your messages or feedback.

  • Keep things secure and functional.

We do not sell your info. Ever. Not to advertisers. Not to spammers. Not even to that ex who keeps lurking.

4. Email Marketing

If you sign up for our newsletter or freebies, you’ll occasionally receive emails — think sultry updates, new releases, exclusive content. You can unsubscribe at any time. No guilt, no drama. Just a clean break.

5. Payments

When you make a purchase, your payment info is processed securely by third-party providers (like Stripe, PayPal, etc). We don’t store your card details. Like a good secret, it's encrypted and never shared.

6. Third-Party Services

We may use services like Google Analytics, email providers, or shipping partners. They only get what they need, and they’re required to protect it like it’s their own nudes.

7. Data Retention

We’ll keep your info only as long as needed — for legal, business, or pleasure (just kidding) — and then we securely delete it. Poof.

8. Your Rights

Depending on your location (looking at you, EU and California), you may have the right to:

  • Access, update, or delete your data.

  • Request that we stop sending you emails.

  • Ask what data we have on you (and why we’re so obsessed — just kidding, it’s the law).

To exercise your rights, email us at [insert email].

9. Kids, Please Exit

This site is strictly 18+. We do not knowingly collect data from anyone under the age of 18. If we find out otherwise, it’s an instant delete — and probably a disappointed sigh.

10. Changes to This Policy

We might tweak this policy from time to time. If we do, we'll update the date at the top and probably mention it somewhere obvious. You should check back occasionally — just like you do with your favorite character arcs.

11. Contact

Questions? Complaints? Love letters?
Reach us at wetterthanexpected@gmail.com — we promise to respond with care (and maybe a wink).

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